Emma Watson as Nicki Moore in The Bling Ring (2013)


i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

“this didn’t happen in the books” — ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud



there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

“You’re both my illness and my medicine.” — Suffocante (via suffocante)


there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.


my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.